An eight-legged creature that pretends he's an octopus but has no suction cups on his tentacles so he's kind of like an eight-legged slippery squid arm Giant. He can't grab anything but he can sure slap the shit out of a lot of stuff. He is soft-spoken underline severe anger issues borderline serial killer.
Chris " no John you don't want to go in that water today"
John " why the hell wouldn't I it's a beautiful damn day"
Chris " you know there's a ton of those moctopusses out there and you know they get ahold of you oh wait, they can't hold on to you but they will slap the shit right out of you... so go ahead"
John " why the hell wouldn't I it's a beautiful damn day"
Chris " you know there's a ton of those moctopusses out there and you know they get ahold of you oh wait, they can't hold on to you but they will slap the shit right out of you... so go ahead"
by Burnettesss December 16, 2017
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Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John
That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.
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Get the mocha the cat mug.A specific, overused, and emphasized term used to compare and stereotype, typically in the “educational lens.” The first thing, typically an inferior research paper or person is compared to a vastly superior person or paper of the same subject, or vise versa.
“In this corner you have all the social, artsy, leader kids who can research, and put in the time. Then you have that Mock 85 weird kid sitting in the back picking his nose or something.”
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Get the Mock 85 mug.A semi-derogatory term originating in the the UK in the 1970s to describe a band that purports to playing rock music but is not the ‘real-deal’ and is “manufactured” to appear tougher and more gritty than they are.
Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”
These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
Usually used when a band reaches a wide audience seemingly through reputation rather than by ability AKA “The Emporer’s new clothes”
These bands are often liked by 15-25 year old males who work in Estate Agents or Building Societies during the week but at weekends put on the obligatory band t shirts which MUST be coloured BLACK (and which can be worn with an optional bandana).
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