Mass

A verb meaning to measure the mass of something, despite the silliness of using "mass" as a verb.

Person A: Go mass that compound.
Person B: Did you just use mass as a verb?

Or

Person A: I've been trying to lose weight, so every morning I step on the scale and mass myself.

by Eliyahu March 30, 2012

mass-snapaphobia

the fear of unintentionally mass snapping a large group chat

My friend now has a case mass-snapaphobia after doing a mass snap and accidentally sending a thirst trap selfie to the Sig Ep x Pi Phi group chat.

by larry cork November 2, 2023

Mass Debater

A person who can debate well with/in front of a large crowd in order to reach a solution. This is sometimes confused with a Master Baiter (a person who is good at attracting crowds with a topic/object of interest)

The mass debater came to finish the discussion.

by anonymous August 11, 2024

mass defect

When people are being stupid in a group. Collective retardation.

The teacher explained mass defect for the class by showing them a video of cheering Trump supporters.

Dr. Goldberg: Don't forget the mass defect in your equation Doctor Johnson.
Dr. Johnson: Oh, so m=13.267ev-#YOLO+#KillAllWhiteMen then?

by SimTeXa August 10, 2016

Mass Homicide

It's literally killing like 100+ people. Up to no good D:

"Hey Fred i just committed Mass Homicide!" "Uhhhh i think i should call the police on you Gerald."

by Therealglitchtrap May 28, 2022

Heat and Mass Transfer

An extremely nerdy euphemism for masturbation. Used mostly by engineering students.

Student #1: "Hey man what are your plans for tonight."
Student #2: "Nothing much. Just gonna study and then some quick Heat and Mass Transfer. Same as always."

by arachnidred August 14, 2011

mass knuckle

Moose knuckle or camel toe, but in the back. As if someone was wearing spandex and hiding two bagels between their legs just under the grundle.

“Oh man, this woman flossed a wicked mass knuckle yesterday at the swap meet.”

by Jamal Y’all October 1, 2023