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by Aardeprolbak February 26, 2017
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Space Mask

If someone is being a TOTAL gimp, you can give them a space mask! this refers to the process of them being such a gimp, that they are wearing a gimp mask that came from space! One can apply this mask to them by pointing to the sky, and making a "shhhhh" noise to simulate the mask approaching their face. you finish applying by facing your palm to their face and saying " hrrrrrrrr " or just " BOOOM " simulating the mask hitting there face, or indeed, several masks, depending on the level of their gimpdom.

Wearers can avoid being hit by the mask, if they are familiar with the process of a space mask, if they simulate the motion of batting it away with a Mask bat. ( the same way you would hit a baseball ) if they can " bat " the mask away before the applicator has simulated the mask actually hitting their face, then the applicator must recieve the space mask.
Boy 1: i just did SOO much drugs
Boy 2: hey, look in the sky * points to sky * shhhhhhh
Boy 1: what, i cant see anything?
Boy 2: * faces palm to boy 1's face * HRRRRRRR!!!!
Boy 1: oooh fuck ive been masked up!

or in some cases

Boy 1: I just did SOOOO much drugs
Boy 2: Hey, look in the sky * points to sky * shhhhhhhh
Boy 1: * grips bad, and smashes the space mask as it approaches *
Boyy 2: Oh fuck sake! now ive got the space mask
by Giuseppe Mask November 16, 2009
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Crimson Mask

When you take a girls' virginity and she bleeds on your penis thus masking it in crimson.
Dude, me and Lauren went upstairs at this party and I fucked her until I got a crimson mask.
by ChaosTheory619 January 6, 2010
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war mask

Put a ball over each of the persons eyes and lay your dick down their nose.
Stacey was passed out so I took a pic of her wearing a war mask.
by soulfreaz December 23, 2013
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Dutch Gas-Mask

A Dutch Gas-Mask is when a male, who needs to fart, places his cupped hand on his ass, farts into his hand and clenches his fist, catching the stink inside.

He then finds one of his guy friends and then quickly opens his fist right against there nose, releasing a whole lot of toxic fumes right into the unlucky guys nostrils.
*Guy 1 thinks to himself I need to fart, while Guy 2, is looking away, so he decides to do a Dutch Gas-Mask, and farts in to his hand, and clenches.*

Guy 1: Hey, Dude, smell that?
Guy 2: *Turns* What?
Guy 1: This!*Unclenches fist under Guy 2's nostrils, and he begins a coughing fit while Guy 1 Laughs*
by McDermott June 27, 2012
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leather face mask

When an old woman with no teeth performs oral sex
Man Mildred gave me the best leather face mask last night
by GODFATHER013 December 9, 2013
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Gas Mask

To take a persons head and pull it to your ass and fart on their face.
by murder my sister June 7, 2011
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