a Malay

to leave after sending one message in a chat. i don't know why, but all Malaysians i've met do this.

Oh, he did a Malay again. Can he not leave after sending a message for once?!

by simulspectral November 5, 2023

Dirty Malahkye

It’s where a man and a girl have sex while making the letter M with their legs and only saying word with the letter M in them

“Me and my girlfriend did the Dirty Malahkye last night”

by ThatmanDaren April 25, 2024

Dirty Malahkye

When a couple have sex while their legs are in the shape of a M and only speak words with the letter M

“Me and my girl did the Dirty Malahkye last night.”

by ThatmanDaren April 25, 2024

loveris maladye

1)the disease of love very common in Geoffrey Chaucer's books when knights fall in love so much that they can't eat sleep and stay in bed all day
2) can also be applicable to people who love too deeply where they are affected mentally by not being able to confess their feelings

Sunita : " She is expriencing loveris maladye bc her lover is moving away to another continent "
Pamela : "Poor girl, she is always unlucky in love"

by pipicumlover08 March 10, 2025

Kurwa-Malaka Line

An imaginary geographical guide line that helps Europeans orient themselves when they are not sure whether they live in the Eastern Europe or the Western Europe.
It was first introduced by the comedian Dragoș in one of his shows, and described as a line that you can draw on the map between Poland and Greece.
It remains to be determined which sides of Poland and Greece the line connects: East, West, or Center, but the overall concept is worth considering for future ethnographical classifications.

- What side of the Kurwa-Malaka Line do you come from?
- What do you mean?

by proud-nobody December 18, 2025

Don't Malaysia

Don't steal other people's culture.

A : Ramakian is a Thai literature.
B : Wasn't it inspired from India's Ramayana? Please don't Malaysia (steal) and Indonesia (claim) it.

by Shiine-1 February 21, 2022

Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.

A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...

by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023