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Rube Goldberg Machine

Basically, a 'machine' that uses many ordinary items, and positions them in a way so that when activated, sometimes by 'knocking down the first domino' so to speak, it leads to a series of events that are all activated by the previous events.
They are most always elaborate, with many things going on at one time.
They are hard to build, and sometimes take over 4 months and a millions hours to build, but the results are spectacular.
Child 1: Hey, let's play Mouse Trap!
Child 2: I heard that's something called a Rube Goldberg Machine!

Teen 1: Have you seen Ok Go's new video, 'This Too Shall Pass'? It's totally a Rube Goldberg Machine!
by loveisjujujubaby March 13, 2010
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Fluid Washing machine

A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
by coolkix June 6, 2016
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machiavellian

To attempt to quickly and deviously fuck people over by any means necessary for ones own personal advancement.
My Machiavellian step-daughter attempted to extort money from me and ruin my reputation when I divorced her mother.
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std vending machine

someone that has so many STD's that they are able to hand them out as freely as a vending machine dispenses tasty snacks
diana has slept with so many guys that now shes just a STD vending machine... i wouldn't touch her unless i wanted a case of the spotted dick
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Macho Man

Randy Savage. Legendary wrestler for the WWF. Also, former spokesman for Slim Jim. Oooooh Yeah!

Also has released a rap album....*cough*
Need a little excitement? Snap into a Slim Jim! Ooooh yeah!
by CornBald October 29, 2004
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change machine

Change Machine, The
While fingering a girl you shove quarters in her vagina. You then proceed to bend her over, before she has climaxed, and fuck her in the ass. The pounding and her orgasm will result in change falling out of her vagina appearing like a change machine. For added effect, swipe a credit card in her ass before busting in it.
I pre-loaded my girl, then invited all of my friends over to show them my blonde change machine.
by BOS2000 April 27, 2006
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drum machine

An electronic device designed to sequence sounds (kick drum, snare, etc.) to a pattern. Drum machines commonly have only 4 measures (with 4 beats). Drum machines are most commonly used by hip-hop and techno producers.
I just sequenced a kick drum on the first beat of each measure and a snare drum to the last two beats of the measure on my drum machine.
by Sanyote May 9, 2006
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