master chief

The only person more badass than Spiderman, Superman, David Hasselhoff, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Batman, Goku, 50 cent, and Ryu COMBINED.

And contrary to popular belief, he is also a mac-daddy pimp.

Master Chief-"I'm the shit"

Every1 in world-"we know!"

by Cy_Kill November 7, 2007

Master Chimp

One, who while playing Halo 3 via Xbox Live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. Also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

Are often taken out with a good ol' smack to the head.

Oh man, that Slayer match on Sandtrap last night was so easy. There was this one Master Chimp I killed like 15 times!

by Seth Einus November 13, 2007

Master Mutaito

Master Roshi, and Master Shen's master. He saved the world from King Piccolo by using the Mafuba (Evil Containment Wave in the English dub), and dies because of it. He meets with Goku in the past as part of his training, but Goku is no match for him. This is curious seeing how Goku was able to defeat King Piccolo prior to his training, and Master Mutaito is no match for King Piccolo despite this. It may be his superior fighting technique and Goku's lack of mental discipline that make him able to beat him.

Master Mutaito's hairstyle is the same as the wig Master Roshi wore when disguised as Jackie Chun.

by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011

Mascara hangover

When someone falls asleep with their makeup on and their eyes are swollen and/or their face is breaking out the next day

Girl 1: Why are your eyes so red, are you stoned?
Girl 2: Nah, I just have a mascara hangover.

by Shawster April 19, 2014

Master

A man who has control over people in his life, who he shall make them his bastards and they will accept him as their master.

Johnny owns Jackson, and Johnny is his master

by Babs0161 December 24, 2018

mascara run

When someone who wears mascara takes a dick too far down their throat, causing immense gagging. As a result, their eyes begin to water and therefore mascara (if not waterproof) tears run down their face. This also usually signals they have done a more than adequate job of sucking the dick in the first instance.

Jay had such a huge dick - it gave me mascara run!

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Jizz master J

cronic masterbating, someone that always has a hand on his cock, not afraid to wip that mother out

nice puddle now i got nut on my shoe jizz master J

by k-bizzle March 21, 2003