A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.
Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!
Player 2: alright! What will you get?
Player 1: Vertical Mobility
Player 2: fuck you
Player 2: alright! What will you get?
Player 1: Vertical Mobility
Player 2: fuck you
by epicepicface January 17, 2024
Get the Vertical Mobility mug.A phenomenon where a game gets a mobile port and suddenly 98% of the people playing it are mobile players
by SomeRandomIdk December 10, 2022
Get the mobile invasion mug.People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs
Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!
by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022
Get the Mobile game devs mug.It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
Get the mobile guardian mug.1. A barrel in Scrap Clicker 2 which is the 105th barrel in the game.
2. A barrel in ScrapTD which moves incredibly fast and has high HP which can somehow run through your defences.
3. (Informal) A delivery.
2. A barrel in ScrapTD which moves incredibly fast and has high HP which can somehow run through your defences.
3. (Informal) A delivery.
"Mobile Delivery was hard for me to obtain though, but I finally got it after prestiging for Golden Scrap after like 3 hours."
"Dang, Mobile Delivery is a broken barrel and it needs nerfing because it always runs past my defences!"
"My mobile delivery has finally came after 2 days!"
"Dang, Mobile Delivery is a broken barrel and it needs nerfing because it always runs past my defences!"
"My mobile delivery has finally came after 2 days!"
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
Get the Mobile Delivery mug.Mobil, are what are better known as ''Stick man'' or ''Stick Figure''. But the word mobil it's used when there's the symbol of them (웃). Whenever you see a Stick Man or a Stick Figure that's the famous ''MOBIL''.
Josh: Marco, Look over there! I saw a Mobil. 웃
Marco: Omg that's adorable.
Ludwig: I love the Mobil (웃) symbol.
Frank: Yes, i would adopt one.
Marco: Omg that's adorable.
Ludwig: I love the Mobil (웃) symbol.
Frank: Yes, i would adopt one.
by Yuwurih November 30, 2023
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Son: Hi mom, i saw a 웃 ''Mobil'' at school today.
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Son: Hi mom, i saw a 웃 ''Mobil'' at school today.
Mom: That's why you're my son, kid.
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