David-The-Lesbian-MILF

that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing

he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"

if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp

Kid1: Yo whats up David!

David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP

everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO

by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021

Big Mildred

The female equivalent of big bubba; the guy in prison who fucks you in the ass.

Angry Grandpa: YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL MISSY! YOU’LL BE DOING THE GODDAMN HORIZONTAL POLKA WITH BIG MILDRED!!

by ThatBadassOnline June 1, 2020

MILF

Original: Mom I'd Like to F***

However, Imagineers at Disney so lovingly gave this acronym an more ''kid-friendly'' meaning...Monsters Inc. Laugh Floor!! Don't believe it? Go to the Magic Kingdom (in Florida), and go in Tomorrowland...it's right there on the sign!!!

Original: "Wow! She's a hott MILF"

Disney: "C'mon, if we hurry we can catch the last MILF show!!"

by StitchHater July 6, 2010

mildura

A place in a land far, far away where it is inhabited by bogans and tangers

Im going to mildura to get some grog and smoke with tangers

by vel0city April 29, 2004

st. mildreds

An all girls school in Ontario thats filled with rich snobs, loser-ish nerds, and some randoms who don't know where they belong because they've been brainwashed like everyone else in the school. Only wear, LULULEMON, TNA, TALULA, Aber, Hollister, and other "hot labels"...only ever seen carrying designer hand-bags (Channel, Coach, Prada, and Gucci.

I know because I go there

St. Mildreds girls are all spoiled brats.

by Kelly-wa June 12, 2006

milf moustache

when a milf sits on your face. unlike the dirty sanchez, this is a good thing.

see: Jessica Alba

I know she's got kids, but i'd still sport that milf moustache!

by jammer2isme December 9, 2008

Mildred Chewri

In the French version of movie "The Parent Trap" (L'Attrape-parents), Hallie calls her sister "Mildred chéri" on the phone. With her English accent, it sounds like "Mildred Chewri".

Oh! Mildred chewri.

Comment allez-vous?

by Bullseye98 October 1, 2020