mike jones 

a texas rapper. swisha house rapper

"4 4's im tippin
wood grain im grippin
catch me lane switchin
with the paint drippin
turn yo neck and yo dame missin
me and slim we aint trippin
im finger flippin and syrup sippin
like do or die i'm hoe pimpin
cars stop rims keep spinnin'
im flippin drop with invisible top
hoes bop when my drop step out
i shakin da block with 4 18's
candy green with leather screens
my gasoline always supreme
got do do brown with apain of lean
it takes grindin to be a king
it takes grindin to be a king
first round draft picks comin'
who is mike jones? comin
slab shinin with the grill and woman
slab shinin with the grill and woman
im mike jones who mike jones
the one and only you can't clone me
got a lot of haters and alot of homies
some friends and some phonies
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me
I SAID back then hoes didn't want me know im hot hoes all on me"
-mike jones-still tippin

"281-330-8004 hit mike jones up on the low cuz mike jones about to blow"
-mike jones-back then

mike jones by [e-mail] July 29, 2008

Illegal Mike 

Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.

Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.

Illegal Mike by Mike June 11, 2006

Oscar Mike 

on the move, leaving soon, leaving, moving out.

were oscar mike; were oscar mike in 5minutues.

Oscar Mike by simonv January 2, 2009

mike jones 

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

mike jones by Kristin April 23, 2005

big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls

Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.

big mike and the twins by Joe. Smith March 27, 2006

mike bowen 

A fuckin legend. Pasco county royalty. A bad ass motherfucker.

Mike Bowen is the shit

mike bowen by mindyobiz March 7, 2015

Mike pencing 

When you fuck up the first line of a speech by having no clue where the fuck you even are, let alone any clue of what you're about to say for the next 90 minutes.

Mike Pencing - I'm glad to be with you all here on the moon where I actually think Donald Trump could be the next moon President.

Mike pencing by GET_SICK October 5, 2016