Milfgasm

Orgasms women have which compel them to moan.

"Shu- Oh! What a Milfgasm! .. Ooh! Uh!"

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016

Milf

Man I love (to) fish, Adjative. Mainly used by rednecks and hillbillies to describe their love for fishing, or for banging someone else's mother. But that's on a different acronym.

(Milf): Man I love to fish
Joe: Man I'm a Milf
Bob: You're a mom I'd like to fuck??

Joe: No man, I love to fish.

by Skaterdude1993 August 9, 2016

milf fish

A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.

I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.

by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017

Milfet

The hot AF mom that lives in the Smurf Village.

Can be used as a pick up line on a Milf.

You are a sexy , gorgeous milf. If you where a smurf you'd be milfet.

by quinchy July 6, 2017

MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

milf

MILF - Moro Islamic Liberation Front - active separatist militia in Philippines. Currently in peace with the government.

MILF continues to hunt for wanted ISIS-inspired militant

by luftmausmann December 2, 2017