Puerto Rican neck massage

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Tiananmen Square Massacre

Tiananmen Square Massacre is a event that happened in June 4, 1989.

idk how i use it in a sentence Tiananmen Square Massacre

by 中国人解释词 March 29, 2022

Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Massapequa

every1 from massapequa is better than fdalers

Pequa just killed fdale

by oot March 20, 2005

Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre

The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.

"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."

by D.E March 18, 2004

mass-textodus

a single text that is sent from one person to many at one time. similar to a mass exodus in text form

cory sent out a mass-textodus before his party to all his friends to see if they would be attending

by robotsdontbreak July 31, 2009

Acton, Massachusetts

Essentially the epitome of angsty teenage boredom, Acton, Massachusetts is a small suburban town an hour out of its state's capital city, Boston.
The town is vastly overpopulated, mostly by Asians who have moved into tiny townhouses that were erected in places that either used to hold forests or recreational buildings. Due to the constant demand for housing, more and more locations initially meant for entertainment are being destroyed to build complexes.
Their high school is largely filled with dumb jocks with vocabularies as broad as that of the average fourth grader's, and coked-out whores who are unnaturally thin and unnaturally blond.
The most common activities for these bored teenagers are smoking marijuana behind the bowladrome, getting drunk in public, complaining about how boring Acton is, throwing up the horrible low-quality Asian food at Harmony's restaurant, and having orgies.
Also, a good number of crazy people live here. A prime example is the demographic of girls who were obsessed with horses in middle school and now hook up with boys at random, go out of their way to hit on men who obviously don't want them, and make ridiculous youtube channels that make them look like schiziophrenic nutcases.
I would not suggest vacationing here.

1: Dude, where did you go on vacation?
2: Acton, Massachusetts.
1: What did you do there?
2: Nothing..

by acton native November 16, 2011