Smoot Loop

A trashy woman who has sex with everything that walks. This is the nicer way of saying whore.

Damn look at that Smoot Loop at the bar, I bet she is DTF.

by wilmafingerdo January 8, 2012

double looper

running multiple sex businesses of a deviant nature out of a home office

The professional was worried about her image at work due to her double looper.

by ChocolateEclair August 26, 2013

Wallace Loop

Getting to a destination (usually late) via a round about direction.

Or

Getting lost and stubbornly refusing to ask for directions, thus resulting in aimlessly driving around until you accidentally arrive at your destination.

Sorry we are late, we ended up taking a Wallace Loop!

by Myst55 November 16, 2013

Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

poop loophole

A Poop loophole is used when a guy who normally refuses to use public toilets suddenly has to crap so bad he has no other option .

I had chili for dinner last night so I had to use my poop loophole and use the walmart bathroom.

by Jldaha84 January 17, 2015

sloppy loophole

When someone sucks your thumb until completely wet and then you stick your thumb up their ass

My boyfriend gave me a sloppy loophole his thumb was slipping everywhere

by Harvey3089 June 18, 2016

Fruit looped

Verb: to be extremely drunk

"Bro you should've seen Chad last night, he was fruit looped off the Patron."

by DatFreshBuhl337 June 17, 2016