lesbian lizard

A word used to describe a Ryan.

Damn look at that lesbian lizard over there.

He got a nice ass.

by Weirdassbutt June 03, 2018

Lung Lizard

Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.

WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!

I coughed up a lung lizard!

by Feudalkaos February 28, 2012

Hang the lizard

Refers to the act of giving up, or throwing in the towel. This phrase is typically used when responding to social invitations.

Man 1: "Hey man, do you want to study tonight at the library"
Man 2: "Nah, I've studied all day, I think I'm just going to hang the lizard on this one"

by Zolele December 21, 2018

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

Blue lizard

A shot mixed with vodka, blue snapps, and the bartenders pee.

Danny went and ordered a blue lizard and got fucked up.

by Lengiuni December 24, 2022

Slot lizard

1. Women looking for "special attention" sitting at the slot machines in a casino .

2 . Slot lizards to casinos are the same as lot lizards to truck stops

The casino was full of slot lizards for the people to see 👀!

by Boombox85 September 18, 2022

Slot lizard

A person that mooches off you or someone that wants to spend your money at a casino.

Person 1 : hey. Wanna go to the casino
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.

by Hahahahalksd lfffl December 25, 2020