Mona lisa

Mona lisa is when u have no fkn eyebrows or lips k. When u have skin for brows and slits for lips babe. If you a monalisa just draw on some eyebrows and Kylie Jenner those lips hun

boy 1: Dammmn you see that chick she got a fat assss.
Boy 2: *girl turns around* Naaaa man she a Mona Lisa lookin bitch.
Boy 1: damn.

by The hot cuntas March 15, 2019

Lisa

A small girl, either white or brown. Definitely short. Chases clout for a living. Falls for the worst and has the worst taste daddy. Talks shit but can't back it up. Has daddy issues, is somewhat retarded, is overall nice but still stupid. Gets obsessed with anything 'cultured'. Tries to act like a different ethnicity than what she is. Will die doing something stoopid for clout.

Person one: Omg I can't believe Lisa said that.
Person two: I know. How could she call you a slave.

by moseswillsaveyou January 30, 2020

Lisa Murkowski

To stick around in a place where you are no longer wanted.

A social terrorist who has already been told to leave, but remains anyway.

To lose a primary election, but to end up running in the general election anyway as a third-party candidate, so as to spite the primary winner by trying to steal votes from him/her. See Charlie Crist.

What's his problem, I just broke up with this loser, and just told him to get out of my house, and now he's trying to sleep on my couch? What a Lisa Murkowski he is.

I could have swore that I told that lame douchebag to leave my party since he was not invited. He's still here twenty minutes later, starting arguments with my best friends, and creeping out my lady friends. Is he trying to pull a Lisa Murkowski on me?

Since Daddy's Little Girl (a.k.a. Lisa Murkowski) lost the primary to hold on to her Senate seat inherited from her father, her sense of entitlement overrode her sense of decency (assuming she had any), and she decided to run as a third-party candidate in order to steal votes from Joe Miller, the man who beat her in the primary, out of spite.

by Miroslav Jung November 2, 2010

Lisa

A stupid bitch who thinks she important. But really holds no value in the eyes of her not real friend s . they gather and laugh behind her back. And make jokes at her expansive vagina. And sloppy bed side manor. She drinks to much and will fuck any one for any reason . and for gets she did it when she wakes up. Lisa is a real easy target. She always losing boyfriends To her twin sister.

Lisa. Is a fake friend . shes just baghoewho will get wasted and try to fuck all your friends . your man and any random she can if. He's been at lisa's. Its already too late.

by Superfuct88 November 24, 2019

Lisa

The worst woman alive. An absolutely odious woman who could not care less about the wellbeing of others. Her cold heart and bitchy attitude are only rivaled by her.... unsavory appearance. A monster of a woman. She puts shame to the label of "human"

Woah why are you so stresssed?
I met a Lisa today.
I am so sorry.

by BonersMakeSenseToo June 8, 2019

likealot

gay word used by fagass preps that need to die.

ohh my goddd!!i love that shirt, likealot

by lindsey amanda May 11, 2006

Liearexia

When someone lies about what they eat (or have eaten)

-What did you do for lunch?

-Salad and and an egg wrap.

-I saw you eating Buffalo Wild Wings and a cheese burger. DO you have liearexia?

by frigdepicker July 12, 2011