lincoln

lincoln is the best person you’ll ever meet. he’s super super sexy and i would gladly eat his pp, he’s very tall and had a deep voice and if you ever meet a lincoln you would know. there super loyal and very funny and i would do anything to be his gf… lincoln’s are the baddies daddys ever i’d gladly fuck

oh yeah? lincoln? his cock is so big i’m going to faint.

by anonymous January 23, 2022

Lincoln

Lincoln, the guy who sits behind you in math class.
He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.

"Omg that guy is such a Lincolnnnn"

by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020

Arthur Lincoln

A joke in southern American countries to confuse foreigners, commonly used as a coverup to get out of plans

I can’t see you this weekend, I’m going hiking with Arthur Lincoln

by TrueDan July 30, 2024

Lincoln Hoover

Olivia Kelly’s best friend for life

Lincoln Hoover is Olivia Kelly’s best friends

by Lmaster November 20, 2020

lincoln

honestly, lincoln is the best. idk what else to say cuz he’s just that epic. -if ur lincoln this is the one and only weezie here

person one : omg look! it’s lincoln he’s so epic
person two:omg ikr he’s the best

by usucc November 16, 2019

Lincoln energy

/ˈlɪŋkən ɛn.ɚ.d͡ʒi/

The energy exuded by people―mainly men―that live in Lincoln, NE

Daniel: that comedian from Lincoln was weird
Chris: yeah major Lincoln energy

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 20, 2025

Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023