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Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake

To enjoy a lovely Lumpy Strawberry Milkshake you need the following>

A woman with a heavy menstual flow,
Several willing males
and finally you,

Start by getting the woman started with a male sexual partner, proceed until all of the men have ejactulated into her vagina, by now the seman should have mixed with the menstrual blood and discarded placenta, being sure that she has kept every drop inside.

prepare by getting the woman held up and ready for transport, continue by lying on your back with your mouth open, start by tipping the woman vagina near to your mouth ready for the mixture.
Ahh that lumpy Strawberry Milkshake was refreshing, but i did'nt taste any strawberry!
by cockrippedofbyajewishmerchant February 23, 2011
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Lumpy

A term to describe a persons feeling and actions, used when feeling tired, lazy or avoiding work.

Can also used as a verb - i.e. to lump or lumping as in lazing about
I feel lumpy
I am going to lump today
I am lumping
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Small Hard working person, that always has a smile and always tells the truth.
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Used to refer to anything funny.

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"I love my funny lumper!"
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