Screaming Lobster 

Whilst being in the doggy style position, you plant your partners head down onto the bed or whatever you are using. You then take a mallet and smack your partners fourth vertebrae, causing them to scream and become paralytic, putting it in further whilst doing so. Once you’ve completed your session. You flap their paralytic body around like a lobster. The Screaming Lobster.

We did the screaming lobster last night.
I did the screaming lobster last night with my girlfriend, she is now professor X.

Screaming Lobster by BigFatBarry69 May 14, 2021

Jobster Lobster 

A funny insult created from the Scottish word “jobbie”, meaning poop. Used to call someone annoying, irritating or a bummer.

Person 1: “You can’t do that!”
Person 2: “Stop being such a jobster lobster.”

Jobster Lobster by Sus! July 9, 2021

Rock Lobster 

A man who performs a handjob on another man (usually until ejaculation)

That man'll be able to help you, he's a total rock lobster.

Rock Lobster by FlurberDerp January 14, 2022

Pond Lobster 

The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee

Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?

Yeah, and it is about to rain too!

Figures. Damn pond lobsters...

Pond Lobster by DSFish March 16, 2022

Maine Lobster Roll 

You begin by repetitively inserting your penis into the woman’s anal cavity until the “pink sock” releases and comes out. You then finish on it for the “mayo” of the lobster roll. You complete the lobster roll by opening your mouth as if it’s the bun, and putting the cum topped pink sock in your mouth.

Dude… I heard Nate pulled off a Maine Lobster Roll with his girlfriend!

Maine Lobster Roll by xmsmuh15 May 25, 2022

lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog served from the weenie wagon

I'll take a Lewiston lobster roll with mustard and ketchup please

lewiston lobster roll by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023

squat lobster 

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

squat lobster by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023