knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of

His breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

by JKB March 12, 2004

buffalo knuckle

The male version of camel toe.

Dude, his buffalo knuckle is too much for me to bare!

by andersonland.org November 15, 2004

knock up

To get someone (usually a female) pregnant.

Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."

by The Ugly One January 28, 2004

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

Mule Knuckle

Is the equivalent of a camel toe, but for guys. When your shorts or jeans ride up your crotch and you can see your nuts making a distinctive shape similar to that of a mules knuckle.

"Look at that guy sitting over there, he totally has a mule knuckle right now"

by c-money55 April 14, 2009

white knuckle ride

The act of getting high by snorting cocaine placed on your knuckles.

Those knuckle-heads were on a white knuckle ride all night!

by chitsb January 25, 2011

knuckleduster

A british term for brass knuckles.

I hit him in the side of the face with my knuckleduster.

by Combat 84 June 28, 2004