Keys

An alternate version of the abbreviation "kys" which means "ki** yourself"

"Js keys already" (as seen in an internet comment)

by boinkybop September 16, 2025

Keus

A northern French expression derived from Flemish used to describe someone that’s really tall and terribly skinny

bah tiens c’qui n’é tou Keus suid’lal

(Oh look there that one’s really thin and skinny)

Gad’e moi ço tisote comment qu’c’est qui’n’é tou Keus suid’lal

(Will you look at that, how skinny and tall he is)

by Mtllmn September 27, 2025

Keyser Söze it

To "Keyser Söze it", means using your quick thinking, and using your witty lying abilities having no lawler present , and possibly using your “YouTube law degree” to craft a convincing, deceptive story during a police interrogation, all while staying innocent and ultimately getting away scot-free. It’s that clever blend of deception and quick wit, brilliant storytelling skills, never remaining silent, always answering all their questions, just like in the plot of the film! The usual suspects were Kevin Spacy character who's is integrated by the police and manages to really play the police and walks away a free man.

Lee: How’d it go? In the Police station the other day?

Frank: I spun the best lies, answered every question like a pro, and walked out a free man.

Lee: No way! You Keyser Söze it , lol ?

by Jamie Cheese October 29, 2025

dunked keys

To have typed something out on a keyboard/keypad, typically on a computer or cellular phone.

"Dude dunked keys all in a motherfucking fit and sent it off for no motherfucking reason to the whole company."

by YT nigga August 9, 2009

jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies

"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"

by bazooka27 April 25, 2010

Prop keys

A second set of keys that can be left on top of a desk to give the impression that you are in the office (versus on a long lunch or having left early) but just not at your desk. An extra cell phone or --in the case of military personnel--a beret or other headgear--can to be used in a similar fashion.

Boss: "Bill, can't have gone far...his keys are on his desk."
Uncool Coworker: "That's true, unless those are prop keys."

by surlygirl63 October 8, 2011

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013