keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.

Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.

by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017

Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.

"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"

by Jewlzex March 24, 2017

Keyboop

Keyboop is a noun that describes the device commonly on a keychain that disarms and unlocks the doors on an automobile. The term was coined by Eric arena because he is a retard. The word is derived by the fact the keyboop lives on a key chain and makes a "boop boop" sound when used.

My keyboop isn't working ... it may need a new battery

by mr.england July 15, 2017

Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017

kevbiddies

The juiciest man of all time at hickory ridge

Hey whos that?

Thats Kevbiddies!! hes got all the juice!! He will take your bitch with ease!!!!

by Kevvyyyyyyyyy April 19, 2018

keyfi

Keyfi means she hates people that get in her buissnes

Keyfi if a weird girl doesn't listen to her teachers or parents stupid but cute and

by Daddy long leg December 5, 2017

keebiness

The act of possessing koreaboo characteristics

Keeb: Hahaha omg did u know that the korean word for your significant other is “jagi”???? ttat translates to “oneself”!!!! isn’t that adorable ?? I want to go to korea someday :////

Non-keeb: Miss me with that keebiness, Keeb.

by Peasant Factory Boyz January 23, 2018