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Trauma Juice 

Tomato, V8, or other blood-like juice one drinks as a hangover cure.
I need some trauma juice after that bourbon last night.

Alex Juice 

A bottle of water, containing parts water and vodka; usually filled with water to the label and vodka past the label
Pass that Alex Juice that shit slaps
Alex Juice by AlexJuiceMan October 29, 2022

Ugly Juice

Another word for Alcohol which ages women forward by a decade or so (10 years). 🤔
"She's destroying her look, she's drinking too much ugly juice."
Ugly Juice by strongsurvive November 24, 2022

lava juice 

When a dude fucks a person pretty hard (male/female) that their stomach starts to hurt. Cum can make it worse.
Matt: "Just a bit of 'Lava Juice' from the stomach. It was a little violent, but I like to be rough sometimes."
Ilse: "It hurts, you bastard!"
lava juice by 1rexie July 8, 2023

cook my juice 

A phrase meant to confuse others and stop or end an unwanted conversation, argument, or fight.
Brian: Hey baby, what are you up to tonight? Got a boyfriend?
Megan: Cook my juice.

Brian: ...wait what?
Megan: You heard me.

Drag up juice 

diesel fuel in a pipeline welder or oilfield workers truck
So I told him “fuck you motherfucker my tank is full of drag up juice and I’m about to burn a few gallons”
Drag up juice by MudDoc23 January 4, 2019