Juan is a very handsome guy that hit on every girls. Most of the time he’s already in couple but still want to hit it on Friday night. He’s a total fuckboy but still girls can’t get enough of him that’s why it’s a circle .
1-Omg I texted Juan last night and he wanted me to send nudes. I totally did it
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
- I understand I would have done the same thing even if he has a girlfriend
by Gingerbread_isthick March 24, 2020
by Juan Untila November 02, 2018
Man who cuddles then leaves at 7 Am 👎🏻 Looks like a booger overall good guy likes to laugh at homeless people and throw rocks at their heads.
by Andbandj April 20, 2022
a horse
person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"
by idkdidkdidkd January 03, 2022
High School Student 1: hey Joshua, who's that brown lad making out with Ashley?
Joshua: thats focking Juan mate
High School Student 1: oh fuck, i'm scared of that guy
Joshua: thats focking Juan mate
High School Student 1: oh fuck, i'm scared of that guy
by turtle_my_urtle April 06, 2019
Thiccest nigga you'll ever meet, has a dick that is 3145686 percent bigger than yours. He plays Minecraft and Roblox 25/7 and has more robux than what your family will ever have. He's sometimes a quirky VSCO girl at heart, but when you date him you will realize why all the girls in the school likes him (Hint: his peepee is big). He always gets the ladies and is known for managing to seduce the preschoolers. Although he seems like a manly tough guy, he will still go full communist with his intellect in math tests, his IQ is incalculable but it is rumoured to be over 9000. This doesn't mean you should be on his bad side, he personally knows the CEO of racism and it is even speculated that he IS the CEO of racism.
by Bruh3 October 01, 2019