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Juan

The simplest fucking name out there, if you are named Juan take an “L”. Your dad dint love you enough
Juan is such a dumb name.
by Mutuo November 22, 2021
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Juan

Tired of this trend.

Please grow up.
Noun: no really grow up

Juan is a name just a name.
by Jzero097 November 22, 2021
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Juan de Dios

Juan de Dios is one of the best people you could meet. His personality is one of a kind. He's one of the funniest people. He can be sarcastic and stubborn at times. He's smart and understanding. He's there for you. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special. He's a jealous guy when in a relationship only because he's afraid to lose you. He's romantic and will go through so much just to stay by your side. He's a guy with real feelings and will know how to make you smile even on your worst days. He'll make you feel worth more then what you think. You'll never wanna leave his side. Juan de Dios is basically perfect.
Juan de Dios or Juan del Diablo
by Donky kong the ape November 22, 2021
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Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!
Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021
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Juan Pablo

The funniest, tallest, smartest, coolest creation of God you will ever encounter on Earth.

He also has a big dick.
by TheGodCreations November 21, 2021
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Juan

Juan is daddy and is not too be played with
Juan what chu doing if you see a opp
Juan:takeing his head off onh
by Mr.takeyobih November 21, 2021
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Juan

Juan is the most handsome man you’ll ever met.He might seem cold but once you know him he is a real gentleman and a loyal friend
Am so lucky I have bf named juan
by Rachelle_ittttttt November 21, 2021
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