josh

- choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.

Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.

Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.

by writteningasoline March 28, 2010

Josh

a fat kid who likes food

Josh has a fat ass

by dudedude89983 October 4, 2011

Josh11109

A player from the game "Runescape" of such godly proportions, that some say he never existed. Others say he was raised by wolves and regular players are never to speak of his name.

Idiot #1 - Hey did you see Josh11109 today?!
Idiot #2 - Stfu, you know we aren't to speak of him.

by God of Kittens April 6, 2009

Newbie Josh

Anybody who thinks that they are more 1337 than me, and named josh.

That Newbie Josh got on Kevin.

by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005

Josh

To rage quit during any type of game or competition. Also to fire directly into friendly units for no apparent reason, other than to be a douche.

Quit being such a fucking josh, you douche.

by The Alex. July 8, 2011

josh waite

a fuckin squirrel who is 8 years old

ex. "josh waite, your an 8 year old squirrel....dammit!"

How many joshies does it take to screw in a light bulb? squirrel nuts you bitch hole! hahaha fuckin josh waite

by J.T. Beck December 10, 2008

Josh out

To flip out; over react.

"Dude, don't Josh out."

by Tableton June 21, 2013