Jon

Jon, not Jonathan... just Jon. The direct opposite of sex god. Mediocre. Has a lot to learn. Kind and smart but says shit like "juice" and "like hello".

Jon lost his juul.

by Rach.1221 May 6, 2020

jon

jon is the sexiest most angelic being, not just on earth but in the entire universe so NO OTHER MFS SHOULD EVEN TRY LIKE HE WAKES UP EVERYDAY AS HIMSELF AND THATS ALREADY INTIMIDATING ENOUGH… he’s the sweetest most understanding, giving, loving and compassionate person there is and he has the hottest gf, this man is the full package the real deal the one and only, his gf lowkey golem though she be saying all this “my precious” shit. jon’s smile is so uplifting, he is sunshine as a person although he needs to not be so hard on himself as he doesn’t realise just how amazing he truely is, HE SLAYS EVERYDAY with his unmatched charm and intelligence and warm personality. a future model and incredible boyfriend HEHEH

yo stay away from jon else his amazing gf will bite yo hoe ass

by slaygay April 17, 2022

Jon Tupi

A Local name for beanie hat in Bangladesh.
Tupi (/টুপি/) means Hat.

Context:
Mr. Jon Kabir introduced beanie hats in Bangladesh, slouchy beanies to be specific. As a macho, he pulled off beanies like no one else and slaying to this date.

Back to the story, as a trailblazer for beanie— it got popular overtime and started to become known as "Jon Tupi" and soon it took over the scene being "Jon Tupi" here.

- Are you wearing Jon Tupi?

- No, it's a beanie!

by retiredretardreturns January 14, 2024

jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.

"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".

by Gertrude Ebenezer McGillicuddy April 10, 2024

Jon Blough

A Jon Blough is based off of the original "BLOUGH", the act of fluffing up a penis to 45% erect and then slapping someone on the face while they are unconscious. A Jon Blough on the otherhand is the act of taking a shit on the unconscious person's face followed by a massage using a 79.147% erect penis to spread around the "chocolate".

Because my boyfriend gave me a Jon Blough, i completely fucked him up......

by 79.123erect July 22, 2009

Jon

Something ( usually a joke ) that is found to be irrelevant and unfunny.

That was a very jon joke.
Kofi's dad jokes are jon.

by anonymous.123.90 February 15, 2022

Jon

A weeb

Person 1: hey that guys a weeb
Person 2: yeah a total Jon

by Definitelyethan September 8, 2020