Jew: Merry Christmas!!
Gentile: What? You're Jewish! You only celebrate Hanukkah
Jew: I'm a Jew with benefits. I celebrate both.
Gentile: What? You're Jewish! You only celebrate Hanukkah
Jew: I'm a Jew with benefits. I celebrate both.
by roflobster210 December 28, 2011

The University of Hartford. The term derives from combining the abbreviation of the schools name, "U Ha" and substituting "Jew" for "U" owning to the fact that there are a large number of Jewish students (mostly from New York) in attendance.
by ekks September 24, 2010

Nickname for Latter-day Saints, popularized by some close to the firearms industry including YouTuber Garand Thumb and Black Rifle Coffee Company.
Garand Thumb: "...in the same vein as John Moses Browning, it was designed by our favorite Mormons in Utah aka Mountain Jews."
Cameraman: "Mike!"
Garand Thumb: "It's ok, my parents are LDS and they're actually pretty cool people."
Cameraman: "Mike!"
Garand Thumb: "It's ok, my parents are LDS and they're actually pretty cool people."
by Russellsroughneck March 6, 2023

Her: do you have protection?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?
by jcool411 April 15, 2013

Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
by Jewmania June 28, 2010

Someone who partakes in the vigorous actions of finding jinx (from arcane) sexually attractive and also has a potent smell from not showering.
by joeanddash1016 July 3, 2022

any type of jewish humor
by funny jewish dude December 24, 2009
