Jew with benefits

A Jewish person who celebrates Hanukkah but also Christmas (just for the extra presents)
Jew: Merry Christmas!!
Gentile: What? You're Jewish! You only celebrate Hanukkah
Jew: I'm a Jew with benefits. I celebrate both.
by roflobster210 December 28, 2011
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Jew Ha

The University of Hartford. The term derives from combining the abbreviation of the schools name, "U Ha" and substituting "Jew" for "U" owning to the fact that there are a large number of Jewish students (mostly from New York) in attendance.
by ekks September 24, 2010
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Mountain Jew

Nickname for Latter-day Saints, popularized by some close to the firearms industry including YouTuber Garand Thumb and Black Rifle Coffee Company.
Garand Thumb: "...in the same vein as John Moses Browning, it was designed by our favorite Mormons in Utah aka Mountain Jews."
Cameraman: "Mike!"
Garand Thumb: "It's ok, my parents are LDS and they're actually pretty cool people."
by Russellsroughneck March 6, 2023
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Jew Condom

the act of taking a used condom and turning it inside out and using it a second time.
Her: do you have protection?
Him: yep ( goes to bathroom, pulls out jew condom from trash, turns it inside out)
(returns to bedroom and commences intercourse)
Her: is this thing ribbed?
by jcool411 April 15, 2013
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cafeteria Jew

A Jew who picks and chooses which laws in Judaism to follow.
Rachel: Wait, so you won't eat any pork but you'll drive on Saturdays?!
Jacob: What can I say, I'm just a cafeteria Jew!
by Jewmania June 28, 2010
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jinxy jew

Someone who partakes in the vigorous actions of finding jinx (from arcane) sexually attractive and also has a potent smell from not showering.
Whoa, you look like a jinxy jew. Have you watched arcane?
by joeanddash1016 July 3, 2022
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jew-mor

jerry is a great sense of jew-mor
by funny jewish dude December 24, 2009
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