Jesus Chrysler

A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.

"Jesus Chrysler,That guy is being a real ass"

by SolidSnake1162 May 21, 2008

Jesus is an Astronaut

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.

Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing
Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut
Scott: Wait what?

by Dbert71 December 23, 2008

jesusaures-rex

The most bad-ass dinosaur who ever lived.

Me- holy Christ did you see that jesusaures-rex tear open chuck Norris.

Christ- Shit lets get the hell out of here

by neil awsome January 12, 2009

Jesus Swagger

Someone who lives a life that reflects Jesus.

That guy has got Jesus Swagger!

by jarridwilson May 1, 2016

East Jesus Nowhere

The middle of nowhere.

After driving for an hour, we got lost and ended up in East Jesus Nowhere. It took us three hours to get home

by holly hox, forget me nots April 14, 2009

Jesus trophy

A special award given to highly religious people from the church. They get it when they have been going to church for over 60 years.
The actual trophy has an engraved pic of jesus + the inscription 'god fer lyfe'.

woo hoo! i finally got my jesus trophy,been waiting 60 long years for this.

by georgekoko March 6, 2009

jesusin

Perfect; perfection personified.

Student: Mrs. Carter do you like my drawing?
Mrs Carter: Oh my god, Derek, its jesusin!

by Igotthedeffs August 4, 2009