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Jared

Actually the cooloest, sexiest, amazingest, coolest, poggest, incrediblest, bestest, finest, greatest, topest, foremostest, leadingest, preeminentest, premierest, primest, firstest, chiefest, principalest, supremest, of the highest qualityest, superlativest, unrivaledest, second to nonest, without equalest, nonpareilest, unsurpassablest, peerlessest, matchlessest, unbeatablest, unexcelledest, optimumest, ultimatest, incomparablest, idealest, perfectest, highestest, record-breakingest, top of the rangest, top of the linest, par excellencest, starest, number-onest, one-in-a-millionest, a cut above the restest, top-drawerest
Woah bro you're totally Jared rn
by ScaryBigRobot May 12, 2022
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Jongleuing Jared

a jentleman of the jongleur variety
This guy just jested a jape? Woah, what a regular Jongleuing Jared.
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Jared

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...
by lordofthegays September 17, 2022
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Jared

Manipulative, Asshole, probably a dude that would try to finger a bitch on a first date.
Probably someone who would guilt trip you into staying them by forcefully bringing you gifts you never asked for.
“Bro did you hear Jared got cheated on?

Man that sucks, he was pussy whipped anyway.”
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Jared

Jared loves Ryan
by Conoro32 October 12, 2022
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Jared

The epitome of laziness. Loves to fondle cats and touch their privates. When attacking a Jared, do not go for the head, because it is metal plated, you won’t phase him. Typically looks like they’re lost and walking in circles, but don’t interrupt them, this is how they think, and disturbing them could ruin their entire day.
Stop being a Jared.
by NickyRen October 18, 2022
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Jared Tindall

When one turd sucks on another turd for survival in a manner that reflects two turds French kissing.
The current state of the GOP resembles a Jared Tindall.
by GGG Fantasy Football October 22, 2022
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