Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.

I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019

Japanese Rain Goggles

Contact lenses worn specifically for the purpose of avoiding eye irritation when performing bukkake scenes.

As seminal fluid can sting the eyes, actors wishing to avoid the appearance of pink eye are advised to wear eye protection.

"Oh Bruce, remember to pack some Japanese Rain goggles for the Hot Rods bukkake shoot tomorrow, 'cause we'll need you bright-eyed for your Army of Ass scene straight after".

by mechalurker May 18, 2019

Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

by Vati June 12, 2019

japanese emu

a good looking fellow who is actually Korean and is a human boy and likes anime

here comes that Japanese emu! oh sh*t what up!

by japanese emu August 20, 2019

Japanese Stiltgrass

Japanese stiltgrass is an invasive species all around the United States of America. It is usually 2-3 feet tall and the leaves are 1-3 inches in width. The leaves are usually pale green and lanced shaped. It resembles small bamboo.

I encountered Japanese Stiltgrass on my walk through the woods.

by Hailey Lieberher June 4, 2018

Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

Japanese Firedrill

When two guys are Eiffel towering a girl and someone yells "Japanese fire drill". The two guys quickly switch sides and begin again.

Guy #1: *fucking mouth*
Guy #2: *fucking vagina/anal*
Guy #1: "Japanese Firedrill.!"
Both guys trade positions as fast as possible.

by Tugeye Lips April 20, 2018