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Japanese

basically
whyz Japan is gud:
1. verrri gud anime like Gyakuten Saiban (Ace Attorney) and Kimetsu no Yaiba (Demon Slayer), etc and etc and so on and so on.
2. gud musik yay
3. gud flimzzz!!!!
4. veri awesomz techunololgy!!!!
5. and loads of guuud stufffz!!!
and thatz why. (and here’s a simple Japanese sentence: 私は岩遠露さんです )
“My Japanese friend works in making TVs.”
by JapanIsAwesome2343 May 30, 2022
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Speaking Japanese

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.
"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."
by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021
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Japanese Volcano

When you have anal sex and cum in the woman's ass then she projects explosive pixelated diarrhea out of her ass .
Bill, I blew my load in Sally and she Japanese Volcano'd. I couldn't see for days.
by Whiskey Hell Podcast July 24, 2022
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Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder

Japanese Cultural Obsession Disorder (JCOD) is a disorder in people (usually white men. white women can be too) where they are obsessed with Japanese Culture. It can be a phase or chronic. Cases include:

Mild: Likes japanese culture. Watches anime but other shows too. Talks about it rarely so it’s not annoying. Eats japanese food a good bit. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they respect their opinion. This is Usually Chronic.

Mid: Loves japanese culture. They watch anime a lot and rarely watch other shows. They talk about the culture a lot, and they eat japanese food a lot. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they say “ok” but are mad about it. This can be Chronic or a Phase.

Severe: Extremely Obsessed with the culture. All they watch is anime. All they talk about is japanese culture. They eat japanese food for most of their meals. When someone doesn’t like the culture, they get super defensive about it and if it’s their friend, they unfriend them. In rare cases, they may even be part of the buddhist religion. This is usually a phase.

Please keep in mind that JCOD doesn’t affect Japanese People because this is their culture that they are part of.
Mild:

Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: That’s fine. I like it.

Mid:
Hobo 1: I don’t like anime
Hobo 2: Ok
(later in the day hobo 2 acts like a dick)

Severe
Hobo 1: I don’t like sushi
Hobo 2: F**k you. We’re not friends anymore
Hobo 1: Bro u got japanese cultural obsession disorder
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 3, 2024
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Japanese Haunted Woods

"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods
by A × c = b ÷ 41 <1000 = yes February 7, 2020
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Japanese Joy Rocket

Attaching a firework to a Bad Dragon Dildo and letting it traverse your intestines.
Johnny's in the hospital for attempting a Japanese Joy Rocket, he'll be out in a few days.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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