“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022
Get the Jades Theorymug. powerful couple that can make jealous the whole world. both are very kind, sweet and sexy as fuck. they're soul mates and fix each other in a perfect way. jade loves damian with all her heart and also damian loves jade with all his heart. they're gold. pure. genuine. they can make you smile in one second. there's also chemistry and feeling between them. damian loves in particularly jade's smile, legs, eyes booty and jade loves damian's hair, arms, eyes and abs. in free time they love to cuddle and kiss. if you find a couple with this two name, never let them go!
by imgoingcrazy February 24, 2018
Get the jade and damianmug. The Jade Range is the act of calling your Significant other when they are on their way back from work and telling them that you are preparing dinner. You let the stove get hot and await their entry to the kitchen. When they arrive, you tell them to “come smell the food in the pan”. As he/she bends to smell the food in the pan, you defecate on the floor, break up with them, and say “Ta Ta!” as you graciously bow and walk out the door.
by Foodboi May 5, 2023
Get the The Jade Rangemug. A dedicated and ambitious individual who seeks to continue developing her skill and abilities. She is an advocate for change and finds joy in making a positive impact on the life of others.
Ashley-Jade is most likely a good singer and public speaker.
Ashley-Jade is most likely a good singer and public speaker.
by whoknows15 November 22, 2021
Get the Ashley-Jademug. Danny: My girlfriend's ex-boyfriend is pissing me off, he acting like a jade vine.
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!
Jenn: Oh jeez, I know what you mean!
by Adolf Oliver Nippler September 6, 2009
Get the Jade Vinemug. A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.
Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.
by anonymous June 22, 2023
Get the Jade Mountainmug. The act of sending Jade Beauregard. You must be in Art Tech, fifth period on ACE day. This is the better definition¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by SendingJade100 November 19, 2019
Get the Sending Jademug.