A boy who's hopelessly in love with a girl who's in love with someone else. Firs appeared in the eponymous Belle & Sebastian song. Along the same lines as calling someone a "Lord Anthony."

Look at that poor Jonathan David. He has no idea she's not into him.

Jonathan David by Jorlamer655 October 9, 2010

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jonathan cook

he is the lead singer of Forever The Sickest Kids. he's from texas, he drinks arnold palmers like your dad drinks beer.

his favorite sports team is the dallas cowboys.
most people say he's a pedophile, which might be true, but he knows his limits. he's incredibly attractive and very talented. his talking voice is very unique. there's no one else with that voice :] in a good way. he also likes to say GLORT, and settin it off.

ZOMG THERES JONATHAN COOK! I MUST GET A PICTURE!

jonathan cook by demilovatoslover March 7, 2010

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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet

OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan

Jonathan Taday by Straight Lord January 29, 2019

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Jonathan Bradford Wright

my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of Spring Awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist and Youth In Revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,The Last Ones To The Bridge a.k.a. The Slow Walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband...he just doesnt know it yet =P

Slow Walker1:I can't believe Jonathan Bradford Wright is leaving SA tonight!
Slow Walker2:Omigod we're ontopic for once!
Slow Walker1:Yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.Wait,*slow walker's name*needs to be here...where is she?!?!
Slow Walker2:*looking at JBW pic* who cares *melts*

Jonathan Bradford Wright by thebitchofliving96 August 18, 2008

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