Jack

someone who always calls or texts you asking you to come out or go round his house and play PlayStation with him.
someone who you don't want to hang around with because he is boring, lame and just embarrassing yet always wants to hang around with you (probably cause your a Chris).

quite a smart kid but seem dumb. not good with girls always shies away and becomes nerves when a girl talks to him.

Jack: hey chris you are so awesome do you wanna come round and play gran turismo on my ps3?
Chris: sorry man ive got plans, im going to meet my day.
Jack: oh then, how about tomorrow?
Chris: i cant im staying round my dads tonight.

Sarah: hey jack
Jack: hhh.. hi.
Sarah: you alright?
Jack: yyeah, i.. gotta go now.

by who you wanna be February 25, 2013

jacked

Intoxicated, under the influence of drugs or alchohol.

I was at a party at Jimmy's house, and I was wicked jacked.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Jack

Jacks are the biggest cunts ever, no jack is cool and they have no friends and are probably adopted. Great at footy but a major cunt.

"Wow is that jack playing soccer?"

"Yea, he's really good! but what a cunt"

by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Jack

(noun) To abandon manly activites in favor of anal sex with another male at a gay ass orgy.

Dude, he just pulled a Jack on us. Dont worry, I told him to double wrap.

by candycornwhore November 8, 2011

Jack

The most awkward person that has ever lived.

Girl 1: Did you talk to Jack at the alumni meeting today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's still as awkward as ever...

by jackisweird October 21, 2012

Jack

A tall racist mean asshat who owes his friend money. He can often be found eating rubbish out of your bin and throwing babies at walls. He also caused WW2. kill him on sight but beware he eats kill me come back stronger pills so watch your back.

Jack is a rocket hopping simpleton

by Notajarmanbitch April 18, 2019

Jack

A ugly dick head that really always wants to bang a person called emma. But emma sometimes has different feelings for him. Also everyone teases him about it

"hey emma want to hang out" "get the f*ck away jack, you ugly bastard."

by duawhd March 13, 2019