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brazillian jet ski

When a woman strokes a penis with her vulva (riding it without insertion), usually to orgasm. For best results the woman's pubic area is shaved or waxed (Brazilian wax).
So Amber got her pussy waxed and gave me a the best Brazillian jet ski last night!
by Rogue77 April 13, 2016
mugGet the brazillian jet skimug.

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !
Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)
by STS_74 May 19, 2018
mugGet the handicapped skiingmug.

Jet ski legend

Any legend who can ride a jet ski for longer then an hour without getting tired out.
That kid definitely is not a jet ski legend, he complained the entire time and stopped after 45 minutes because his thumb hurt.
by Ryanraptor July 15, 2018
mugGet the Jet ski legendmug.

ski

"That boy never takes of his ski off"
by sleeping with the ski on December 29, 2022
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sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009
mugGet the sofa skimug.

skiing

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"
I went skiing in france.
by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016
mugGet the skiingmug.

Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.
YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"
by AO151 March 5, 2019
mugGet the Skimug.

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