Walk-In Closet

A woman who is beard or disquise for a gay man that has not come out.

Tad doesn't want his boss to know that he is gay, so Julie is totally being his walk-in closet.

by Dylan Cole October 30, 2008

Closet Case

me

i'm a closet case, it is very sad

by beeeeeeeeeeeeee January 7, 2021

Closet Hero

someone who is lazy, incompetent, a slacker, a blue falcon, or someone who is just dead weight at their job. However, they are great at kissing ass or know the right people.

When you have a multiple bosses, then you know there is a closet hero somewhere in the middle.

by equilibrium4U January 13, 2011

Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012

closet swinger

A swinger who hides the fact that they like to have sex with multiple partners and denies doing so, while their partner on the other hand is completely open about his or her sexual encounters with other people.

p1: I THINK I COULD BE A CLOSET SWINGER!
p2: WHY?
p3: I shagged this married man last night.
p4: WHAT?
p5: Please don't tell anyone. If my husband knew he'd kill me, even though he shagged his brother's wife last night and told me to leave the house for a few hours.

by Feist4321 November 26, 2007

Closet Goblin

When you’re porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.

Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!

Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!

by DesertRat2000 May 27, 2018

Nigger Closet

According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.

Oh, look at that Nigger Closet! It's huge!

by Casper's Dictionary November 5, 2017