by Dylan Cole September 18, 2008
A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.
Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!
by Blasto the Wonder Dog April 14, 2012
According to Casper's Dictionary, because Webster's a Fuck: (n.); Of Casper Origin - A forest that may or may not be full of hanging niggers. They're full of trees, which is perfect for hanging them like a sack of potatoes. Most Nigger Closets have a wide variety of trees to hang them from, which is the optimal goal of many white supremecists, such as Steven Hawking.
by Casper's Dictionary November 05, 2017
A homo who has finally come out.
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.
(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)
Also a homie who has been actin like a bitch lately.
(to evacuate, or otherwise "come out" of the closet)
Guy 1 - Man , Deez has been actin like a real bitch lately.
Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.
Guy 2 - Yeah, I know. Just like a closet evacuee.
by MR. Jamisen October 12, 2007
A Republican who is in denial and can't admit to himself that he's being fucked in the ass by his own party.
My uncle is a Republican in the closet. He still can't admit the Republican fucked him over by writing and passing NAFTA and sending his job to Mexico.
by Davezilla July 07, 2019
Dad: *walks in* who’s in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
by DesertRat2000 April 17, 2018