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ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice
Joker: Lets go ham before banned
by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012
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Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.
Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.
by Max Pop December 3, 2023
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Day before Christmas stuffing

‘Day before Christmas stuffing’ is where your mum makes you heaps of stuffing a day in advance
“Mum when will my day before Christmas stuffing be done’
by Bolobag2007 December 23, 2023
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We got X before GTA VI

This longstanding joke plays on the fact that Rockstar Game's next installment of their GTA video game series has taken over a decade for them to release; with their last GTA game released in 2013.

The joke's been beaten to death and is used on almost every post, but until the game releases, they're not wrong.
Nuclear war breaks out

"Damn we got WW3 before GTA VI"
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"We got X before GTA VI on Urban Dictionary before GTA VI"
by DylTheDiver July 12, 2024
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Sis before dicks

The feminine counterpart of Bros before hoes. Because no dick (any guy you're interested/ dating, etc.) will be as supportive and caring as your gals squad will always be.
Chloé: No way! So he dumped you out of the blue?
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .
by La Garabato November 20, 2016
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