ice cream Sunday

The little cups of frozen treat that they serve you in church as a bribe for showing up and enduring the boring sermon.

If a church sermon is intended to be enjoyed instead of endured, how come the only part of it that I get any pleasure out of is the ice cream Sunday at the end?? Plus they only give everyone such a tiny portion, with no extra scoops/helpings as a reward if you managed not to squirm or whimper! Why, for as much agony as I went though to sit on that hard wooden seat and suffer through an hour and a half of hypocritical lecturing , they should give me a while BOWL of ice cream!

by QuacksO June 16, 2018

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020

Pecan ice cream

The most vile tasting ice cream flavor out of every single ice cream flavor

I tried pecan ice cream and I almost burnt my house down

by Chocolate. Milk May 26, 2022

Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae

Named after the famed Stonewall Inn in Greenwich Village in NYC, the Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae is a unique gay butt sex maneuver. It starts off with the Penetrator coating both moons of the Penetratee’s ass with yellow food dye after which the Penetrator subsequently squirts a can of whip cream into the Penetratee’s ass crack. The Penetrator then coats his penis with chocolate syrup and proceeds to thrust it into the Penetratee's ass using the combination of chocolate syrup and whip cream as lubricant. Upon the Penetrator breaking the seal of the Penetratee’s colon and shooting his load of his boy joy juice in the Penetratee’s gastrointestinal track, the Penetratee cums all over himself and then, playing peek-a-poop, slowly releases a turd emerging from his ass that stops short of retraction thus giving the illusion of a Banana Ice Cream Sundae.

Jimmy stopped by Arthur’s house for an afternoon of gay butt sex and gave Arthur his signature Stonewall Banana Ice Cream Sundae.

by HANDLEWHAT March 21, 2025

Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male poops and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then squirts and queefs at the same time forcing the ice cream like liquid onto the males face. The male proceeds to eat the mixture.

“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night and she gave me a chocolate ice cream tsunami.”

by Jack wang May 31, 2024

The Ice-Cream Guy

Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"

Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES

by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 16, 2024

ice cream final

Finishing a long week of finals and celebrating with ice cream.

Those finals were hard. Its ice cream final time

by jennayyyyyyyyy June 16, 2011