i’m a shooter

it means who ever said it is scared to fight

“i’m a shooter”
“what does that mean?”
“it means he’s scared to fight”
“oOoOoOo catch these hands bitch”
“STOP IT BRO YOUR SCARING HIM”

by mrhead223 February 15, 2021

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

I’m sick

“i’m sick” refers to being pissed off or annoyed

bro I’m sick I left my keys inside my car and now i’m locked out

by fohunnabangbang September 10, 2020

I’m fine.

They are not fine!

I’m fine. Stop.

by IMSOCOOOLLLL December 12, 2020

i’m fine

girl code for “i am 100% not ok comfort me right now”

jim: u seem a little upset, you ok?
katy: *sighs deeply and wipes her tears* i’m fine :)

by coolest kid :) July 1, 2019

I’m panicking

I’m really confused and am unsure as to what to do.

Sorry for all these definitions… I just feel desperately I’m in need of a reality check.

I’m panicking

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

I’m parked

whenever your super tired but your still down to hang out or do something

yo bro you tryna come over and chill

I’m parked bro, but yeah I’ll be there

by Yoyoyoy1 March 18, 2024