I'm kept

Up to date; I got it. ; I gotchu;

"Hey did you hear that new song?" "Yeah bro I'm kept"

"Hey the part will start at ten ok?" "Sure man, I'm kept"

by Pizzalynx2020 October 10, 2016

I'm upchucking

the male orgasm

Ah guh, AH guh, I'm UPCHUCKING......uhhhhh

by pingdingo May 30, 2021

I'm Flat

I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.

"I came in to today long Euros and short Google, now I'm flat on both".

by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022

I'm foive

A joke made by Bang Chan, leader of the K-Pop group stray kids. When being asked how old he was, he answered that he is five years old (as a joke), making use of a strong Aussie accent and thereby pronouncing "five" as "foive".

how old are you?

Bang Chan: I'm foive

by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022

I'm fiiiiiine

When someone gets drunk and claims to be "fine". But instead of saying it normally, the "i" is extended and often expressed in a higher tone of voice.

"Dude you're totally wasted"
"No, I'm fiiiiiine"

"You're definitely not fine"

by Your Local Drunk August 26, 2018

I'm Any

State of being - a way of life. To be 'Any' is to not care about something.

Bloke1: Dude, you've got the rig out again?

Bloke2: Meh, I'm any 🤷 ♂️

by Smner April 18, 2022

I'm White

A soulless smug look on the face of white foreigners in Vietnam. It's usually caused by either mako poisoning or exposure to Sin's Toxin. They usually say "You can't taco's like this in London" or the infamous "banh mi and pho are so much better than American food."

All those whites in Thoa Dien have an "I'm White" look on their face.

by Namissoamazing March 2, 2023