Baby Hitler

When a woman's nipple hair is so long that when she breastfeeds, it looks like her baby has a Hitler moustache.
Diana's nipple hair was so long that when she breastfed her baby he had a baby hitler.
by Pumpkinhead July 21, 2017
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Dirty Hitler

When somebody wipes a small piece of poo across someone's upper lip.They then have a mustache like Hitler.
When Craig got knocked out I stuck my finger up my butt hole and gave him a dirty Hitler.
by T-rent October 13, 2014
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Hitler's Claw

A sexual act comprising of a male fingering both holes of a female, while simulatenously licking out and caressing a breast: hence forming a claw like hand shape and doing a Hitler salute.
I Hitler's Claw-ed her!
by chubbybunnyy January 27, 2011
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Hitler farts

Farts that make you feel like they're putting you in a gas chamber.
by I_am_redfoo February 02, 2015
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House Hitler

a husband who rules the family and home as an absolute dictator. He doesn't allow his wife or children any opportunity to express themselves.
Ten years ago, some football coach who "saw the light" and "discovered" God launched an arena tour promoting the idea that husbands should turn back progress in sexual equality and "retake command of the house and family". He encouraged total dictatorial control of the house - i.e. the House Hitler.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 19, 2006
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Hitler Skunk

A post-war political figurine, often made out of chalk or cast iron, in the shape of a skunk, with Adolf Hitler's head, and the names Mussolini and Hiro Hito on the tail, with an arrow pointing to the "butthole". These skunks were often won at 1940s style carnivals.
"I was really happy to receive my Hitler Skunk for Christmas this year."
by The Harlot March 06, 2004
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Adolf Hitler

Cheeky bastard who killed millions of people and had an ugly as fuck mustache. He had tea-parties with other dictators, and was Satan's butt-buddy.
"Adolf Hitler killed himself because he was a pussy."
by Juicalicious April 24, 2010
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