HaiDiLao

Verb - To falsely claim its someone's birthday to elicit an embarrassing reaction or for personal gain.

A reference to the embarrassing nature of HaiDiLao's surprise birthday celebrations.

"Eh you want a free dessert? Wanna HaiDiLao Brendan anot?"

by vinylboxers March 9, 2025

Hediousmobile

A Hediousmobile, is a BMW, the world's ugliest car. Instead, of having, a grill, on the front, it has two nostrils, making the vehicle, look like a wild animal.

Want to buy, a Hediousmobile? I know, of a BMW dealership, where you can buy one.

by I'mcrazy April 17, 2025

Heid

“Heid” is NJ slang for acting looney, burnt out, or going through intense withdrawals after an amazing high.

Ever since last night Jitt has been heid.

by Rodiye January 23, 2026

Heidgethious

A positive adjective used on someone or something based on the looks, when you can't find any other word to describe it.

"I can't describe him the other way than... just heidgethious."

"She's not amazing, she's heidgethious."

"That dog looked so heidgethious I still can't believe my eyes.

by Codypaper September 7, 2025

Hedi Boy

Emaciated guys who listen to the hellp and starve themselves to fit into size 26 hedi slimane era slp denim

That hedi boy is crying because crybynoon inflated the price of lusters again.

by youngthugiphone5margielafuture November 5, 2025

Heidemanns Paradoks

A situation in which a policy or intervention that is morally sound and logically justified in theory produces the opposite outcome in practice, due to ignored behavioral responses, incentive structures, or system dynamics.

Raising taxes on high-income individuals to increase public revenue, only to see capital and talent relocate, resulting in a smaller tax base and lower overall revenue. That’s a Heidemanns Paradoks

by BigShaggerboy123 December 23, 2025

crack heading

giving all your attention to an outside source of entertainment. Also the act of prolonging virginity, because you aint gettin laid

John: yo wanna grab a slice at ray's

Mike: nah man i'm crack heading halo maybe tuesday I'll be done

John: bro its friday

by cock-a-sauraus November 6, 2007