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the difference between hell and heaven

Hell is waking up early and staring at a chalkboard for 6 hours at traditional school, hell is also staring at your computer for 3 or more hours because of online classes, and heaven is waking up late (like 12 am or 1 pm) and watching your phone freely without any homework or distractions.
"Hell is school, heaven is weekends, that's the difference between hell and heaven."
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Heavens Hot Tub

A heavens hot tub is the act of cumming inside a woman’s vagina, laying there after without pulling out and allowing your cock to relax in a hot blend of cum and cunt juices.
Last night after I screwed Betsy I told her to shut up and lay still while I enjoyed a heavens hot tub
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Heaven on Earth

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name
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Heaven

TV Girl: “Heaven Is A Bedroom.”
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Heaven

Heaven is funny,crazy and tough she is strong and kind of always in trouble she is super pretty and loyal she ie amazing you always need a heaven in your life
Heaven is pretty asf
by Tiana ross January 12, 2019
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Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.
"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"
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take it to heaven

to take a very large hit of marijuana, to the point where it seems as though you are almost hogging the joint/blunt/pipe/bong.
Person: take it to heaven man!
Person 2: /cough/
Chet McCool: dud lol im aginst weed lol but i wz so wsted at tht party last nite lol im edgy lol.
by ;WLKDJFA;LDJF April 14, 2010
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