Hand job

same as jerk off. a know knothing person
jerk off

What a hand job. Can't get anthing right.

by cpl8139usa November 6, 2003

Hanjobs

The fans of and those subscribed to Youtuber Gabbie Hanna aka TheGabbieShow given their name by UGHIT'SJOE.

She watches all Gabbie Hanna's videos. She must be one of the Hanjobs

by ILoveRuelAndOreos August 18, 2019

handlobraes

1 : to handle and break a vehicle.
2 : the handlebars of a bicycle
3 : HAHA!!! I'M HANDLOBRAESING!!!1
4 : to act on or perform a required function with regard to

My car handlobraes worse than an '03 Cobra.

by DZ187 June 2, 2003

hand job

(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word.

synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.

-"hey, look at that dude trying to pick up the chick over there."

-"wow, what a hand job."

by Na + H20 -> H2 + NaOH February 4, 2010

handlobrae

What happens when some monkey can't type and screws up a simple word like "handling". Often used by homosexuals to identify one another.

My car handlobrae better than your car, cause it's a civic and teh civic can never lose.

by OT June 6, 2003

Hand job

Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.

This party is such a hand job, no beer, no DJ, no chicks, I haven't had this little fun since leaving Iraq.

by Enrique Polatzo May 12, 2003

handlobraes

Handles; handling

"My Honda 2000 handlobraes so fuckin tight in da twistiez y0!"

by wizurd June 2, 2003