hampia

A raunchy std created by a boy named Ham. He has a strange mutation that caused him to create this disease when he started sleeping with a girl named Pia. You know have hampia when you start getting purple spots on your butt and then gradually move up your stomach and down your legs. they will itch and burn and ooze. then your hair will start to fall out. sadly, Hampia has no cure and nobody will ever want to sleep with you again.

“Dude did you hear about Bryan? He wore short shorts and i saw some purple spots on his leg. I think he might have Hampia!”

by illegallyblonde13 December 13, 2021

Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021

hamprogn

Swedish word for red

My favorite colour is hamprogn

by Kdone December 31, 2021

Hampster

It's the real way to spell hampster.

"I like hampsters."
"Me too! Just like I like balls."

by Gamergirl4lyfe4 March 2, 2022

hamperstench

A general term when something isn’t cool. Used as a single term in its own sentence.

Hey, you see Mission Impossible II? Awesome stunts.

Yeah, but it was kinda lame.

Really?

Hamperstench.

by shortysully March 18, 2022

Hampe

Another word for transgender

Did you hear about Shelly?
Yeah I heard she is a hampe

by Huperman March 26, 2022

Hamptons NY

The reason why NYC is a ghost town during the summer months

NYC is empty because everyone is in The Hamptons NY

by asevsis April 18, 2022