hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish

She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018

hagbit

an orbit which has stanned since heejin era

hagbit: oh well i stanned since ViViD came out

me: weird flex but ok

by mxgafuse November 30, 2018

Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".

"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."

by Thank you, very cool January 7, 2019

Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019

Hagop

Hagop is a guy who has a lot of drip and he's a pretty nice guy if your on his good side

Example 1: "Hagop is so drippy I rate his champion sweatshirt."
Example 2: "Hagop lookin drippy asf wit the white forces."

by kashkid.h April 30, 2020

dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013

Wild Haggis

An animal native to Scotland with long hair, a flat face, with legs in which are shorter on the left than the right, and if you want to catch it, chase it to a hill so you run around the other side of the hill. Because it's short legs, presto! You've caught a Wild Haggis

OI! THAT SHITE WILD HAGGIS TOOK MY WHISKEY!

by Guyinakilt February 6, 2017