Hawked 

Where Harrison borrows your keys to open a room and doesn’t bring them back to you, however, they are left behind in an inconvenient place.

Hey, did you see my pen? No, I bet it was hawked!

Hawked by C Man Millz July 11, 2025

Hackoed

When a person gets so high they have no idea what is going on and turns into Dr.giggles.

That guy got so hackoed he just giggled all night.

Hackoed by HackoDis November 17, 2025

Hackensack

charizarding but with pure diesel

I hackensacked here so hard

Hackensack by just a random online classer December 19, 2025

hackeristic

on some hacker shit

that nigga yousef is hella hackeristic

hackeristic by lonelyboywithouthismommy February 25, 2026

Hacketooo

This is when a group of smogs get their arseholes sprayed with smog hoop, then after 25 Hashies and plenty of grease, get their bumholes penetrated. Then afterwards it is common to allow the use of pets to lick up the remains

Me and my brother and my father are off to taste that smog hoop, we call it the hacketooo, care to join us?

Hacketooo by TMesh April 20, 2026

tore haukedal 

this is a teacher at årstad videregående skole in norway he sucs so much that we are fucked up

tore haukedal is the man that like boys

tore haukedal by wankzta April 23, 2005

Harry Hackenbauer 

A term used to fob off your kids as an explanation for where you are going and who you are going to see. Warning: This explanation only works with children under 3 and retards.

Child: Where are you going?
Parent: To see Harry Hackenbauer (really going to a ravin sex orgy)
Child: Oh okay see ya

Harry Hackenbauer by Floydiandream August 23, 2009