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hemorrhoidjack

a co-worker who is a pain the rear and possibly a right wing moron.
by Anonymous August 21, 2003
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humarmhashi

A ugly man or woman refers as a homosexual
your a humarmhashi!
by Anonymous 😌 November 27, 2018
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You and your hemorrhoids

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
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hemorrhoid hitman

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.
by Ian Chode April 4, 2003
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falsetto humoroso

When one falsely considers themselves to be hilarious, the self deception of being funny. A person who is often perceived as a wiseguy, jokester, or smart-ass is characterized as having falsetto humoroso.
A man and his chair: Doug noticed that his 18 year worn-out lazyboy recliner was no longer amongst the formal living room furnishings. He found this note on the table; "I brought your chair downtown to the dump then saw that the Antiques Rode Show was in town and stopped to have it appraised!"
"Ha-Ha ..Doug exclaimed, my wife has a severe cause of falsetto humoroso!"
by Sally Magoo January 4, 2010
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Homorvication

Please stop this homorvication, theres not enough room for you all!!
by Nicholas Long June 8, 2005
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humfruncy

A firm, human, turd, breaded with cat litter and deep fried.
"Dude, What the hell are we eating? It tastes like a humfruncy!
by DSouth May 16, 2007
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