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hong cong dong

Something u get at Wong's chinese hand laundry
I washed me close at Wong's and I got the Hong Cong Dong.

Its great!!!
by blackwaterray October 1, 2012
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Hong Kong Handjob

When yo girl shits on her hand and gives you a handjob. When you jizz you mix the shit and the jizz and put it in a sushi roll.
Stephanie gave me a Hong Kong Handjob last night. I have tetnis now but it was fucking amazing!
by Fatf*cknWalrus69 October 19, 2017
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Hong Dong

This guy I was dating had a bad case of Hong Dong
by Wildbell88 October 4, 2018
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hingley-pow-skid-d-d-d-ftang-bop-pop-pop-slip-swoosh-kaboom

A word one finds by deciding to be fucking retarded in the urban dictionary search
Person a: hingley-pow-skid-d-d-d-ftang-bop-pop-pop-slip-swoosh-kaboom
Person b: What the fuck?
by boppob February 24, 2021
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hoangnam

an extremely perfect man with a strong body and handsome face. A person with a rich inner, emotional, kindness and gentleness hidden in a cold, unapproachable exterior. As someone who has the will to learn, has the opportunity to become a successful person in the future.
Who's hoangnam?
- A kind and handsome man.
by someoneyoulove123 August 18, 2021
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toe-holing

Conning someone into speeding to divert the attention of highway patrol men away from you. This delicate ruse is executed by pretending to race and subsequently lose to a total stranger. This decoy will then excessively speed to bolster their victory over you and thus lessen your chances of being pulled over for your own modest speeding. This person has been toe-holed.
"I hear there's a gank of cops around here. You better toe-hole that lame Celica."
by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005
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Religion-holing

Technological and/or personal isolation, or real life acts of mayhem, usually by an organization or group, in order to “break down” a target so they’re sufficiently oppressed and more apt to believe or follow their beliefs. Usually targeting women or minority groups, this can involve the following:

1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)

2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)

3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud

4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage

Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.
Jenny: I have been having all these wierd fucking events happen to me in the past year. I think I'll investigate if I'm a victim of Religion-holing.
by literalgrrl December 4, 2011
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