Greg

Greg is a fat ass that just eats a lot every day

That guy Greg is always eating.

by Craxkernick November 21, 2023

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.

I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!

by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024

Greg

To greg is to judge or rate something.

Man, you gotta stop greg-ing everyone

by anonymous January 14, 2023

Greg

The act of ejaculating in the sense of reckless abandon for one's surroundings. "Greg" can be used as a noun or a verb in the form 'Gregging.'

One who is the master of ejaculating can be a gregger.

'Gregging' can also be used as an adjective; "I am the gregging king".

Hey John, can you stop gregging (verb form).

by Cookie0009 December 16, 2023

Greg-Approved

Best process or procedure ever.

These prerolls have clearly been made in a Greg-approved way.

by DSD1 July 2, 2022

being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."

I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG”

by Csorrenti May 14, 2024

Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.

I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work

by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025