Snow Goose Decoy

When a man makes honking noises like a goose then jizzes on a woman's throat.

I had to go get the wet wipes to clean up all the cum off her throat after I gave her a snow goose decoy. She wasn't happy.

by Thunder of Muscle January 31, 2020

grain through a goose

Something that occurs extremely quickly..

as in "my curry shot through my guts like grain through a goose. Polite version of "like shit through a goose"

by callandanswer January 9, 2008

giggle the goose

the act of giggling, chuckling, or any other variation of laughing in the midst of giving someone oral pleasure.

-"Did you hook up with Sarah last night?"

-"Yeah dude, she totally giggled my goose!"

-"I wish i could get my girlfriend to giggle the goose..."

by Cavederg November 5, 2009

Ropin a Goose

When one sleeps with an unattractive person while on vacation.

Evan the master goose roper, roped a least 5 gooses while visting his Grand Mother in New Hampshire. Now that is some seriously ropin a goose.

by Deeznutz Beeotch March 9, 2010

Corn through a goose

To move quickly through intestines without being digested fully; fast; a variation on "grain through a goose"

Craigslist Ad: "this motorcycle goes like corn through a goose!"

by Thalaron November 9, 2012

smoke the goose

Smoke weed

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”

by Connelly May 7, 2018

Blame it on the goose

A rally for childfree women, based on the cartoon “Lady No Kids” who follows a goose to find her next adventure.

“I skipped my friend’s kid’s one year birthday to go to Spain. Blame it on the goose!”

by Yjames August 19, 2022